The NATIONAL SPAMTON!

He showers our souls with incredible deals,

and with hearty pipis our heart he so steals.

No fool would be greater than he who denies,

That Spamton give me the chance to earn

wild prize!

Not a circus clown, who’s more sick than he funny

a lovable salesman, who give me free money!

You may ask, Who is next?

You may ask, Who will be?

Who will be the secret boss,

Of adventure no 3?

Me don’t know

And me don’t cares!

Me only care about Spamton!

The rest can go up in the airs!

Please pay [4.99] to continue the poem

Spamton, o, Spamton, of my friends, you are the best,

An object, heart shaped, please take from my chest.

I’ll give you my riches, I’ll give you my poors,

Kromer Sandwich I feed you, like money filled s’mores.

You are honest and perfect, No need to repent.

I’ll give you my stuff, till I don’t have a cent

And when I have given, with no more to give,

I’ll make sure his haters, have not long 2 live.

I’ll smash my TV with a battering ram

I’ll kill my TV with a battering ram!

I’ll brush my TV with mayonnaise and slimes

I’ll crush my TV for it’s horrible crimes!

I don’t need a TV anymore!

Spamton is here, and he I adore!

I’ll dress in thine face, and in thine costume

And smile while odes to your greatness I croon

I’ll lend my life force, I’ll give all my power

Even if doing, I die in one hour.

It’s all for this message, listen forth to my plea;

PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3!

PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3!

Spamton, of all men who ever lived, you are the best.

May the hymn of The Angel sing thee to thy rest.

(Please pay 4.99 now.)